Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )