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Kick his sister in the jaw.
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
Kick the altar boy in the chin.
No hard feelings.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Kick his sister's jaw in.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A mechanic.
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Drool.
They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
A: Turn on the water.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
