How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Douchebag Jokes More Douchebag Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.