What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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You can drop her off anywhere

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They barium.

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He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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They were graduated

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Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Really bad so he hurts himself.