How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?