How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)