How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there