What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!