What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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It was degrating.

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Just check for fresh prince

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With a tuna.

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A pedrophile.

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The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!