How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.