Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
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Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Banana cake!
All he wants is Just Ice
LGBTQ+
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
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His daddy was really a mummy.
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Because his uncles are aunts.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Disoriented.
His daddy was a mummy
Say "purple".
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
A bad judge of character.
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Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
Put a steering wheel in front of them
Give him sheet music
Blue
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
You don't - they're born that way.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Because his daddy was a mummy
to get to the other side....
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
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Too-whit-to-why
Seven.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
It was a comma dating.
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
Pumpkin.
I'll be Bach
Orientation.
They are both crushed-asians
Because he picks his ears!
Pick a cod, any cod!
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Disoriental.
Disoriental
