Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Previous Random Joke Next
Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even