Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.