Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.