Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile