Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile