Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor