How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)