How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!