Bowl Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

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Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.