Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What did the daschund say when he was neutered?

Auf weinersehen

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.