Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer