Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.