Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.