Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Where does one drown a hipster?

In the mainstream.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream