Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Mainstream Jokes More Mainstream Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.