How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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How do you confuse a straight person?

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple