How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment?

That's insensitive, you retard.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".