What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.