What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What do you call an obese psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible