Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy