What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.