What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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They both came in a little behind.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps