Don't be depressed
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A gun.
Because they're in a depression.
Depressions.
Just one with depression.
Down's in the dumps
Red, white and blue
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Lonely ness.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Because it's pointless.
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
80085
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
Put a sock in it.
Africa.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A virgin
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
Her anti-depressants.