Don't be depressed
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A gun.
Because they're in a depression.
Depressions.
Just one with depression.
Down's in the dumps
Red, white and blue
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Lonely ness.
He felt pain.
Because he was a slice of bread
I'm not a big fan."
Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
Brothers from Another Mothership.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
His days were numbered.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Just sayin.
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He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
