How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.