Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where does a dog get a new tail?

At the Retail Store