How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.