Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
My erection.
With a culator
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
A fart with a lump in it
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
