What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy