How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What do you call a sick russian?

A sicka blyat

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!