How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".