How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.