How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

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Because the cow has the udder

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A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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on his shellphone

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Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way