What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.