Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Darth Mall Jokes More Darth Mall Jokes

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.