Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.