What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.