What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.