How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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I'm a little dino-sore.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!