Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."