Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud