How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.