Integral Jokes

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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A Piano.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

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