What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.