How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.