What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.