How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!