How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!