How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.