How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.