Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.