How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Car Windshield Jokes More Car Windshield Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.