Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
Red Red Wine!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
His hand was bigger than his face.
A flap in the face.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
Her knees swell up when she farts.
Its arse.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.