What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.