Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.