What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.